Wild Bill For America – The War On Babies

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The Democrats are angry that abortionists are being held to standards of cleanliness and professionalism… so guess what they did?

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Moonbattery.com – USDA Unveils New Plans to Control How We Shop

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Even before they finish consolidating control of the healthcare industry, our nanny state overlords are taking the next logical step by moving in on food. First they got a large percentage of the population dependent on government funding to buy groceries through the food stamp program. Now they are using that leverage to tell us what to eat. If Hollyweird ever wants to make a comedic sequel to 1984 ridiculing soft tyranny, it could get some excellent ideas from the USDA:

The agency commissioned an “expert panel” to make recommendations on how to guide the more than 47 million Americans on food stamps into spending their benefits on fruits and vegetables. …

[One] idea included a point-based system where food stamp recipients could receive movie tickets in exchange for healthy food purchases. Grocery store staff could also be used as “ambassadors” for the USDA’s agenda.

“In this role, floor staff has the ability to re-direct consumer purchase towards more healthful choices by explaining the incentive or the nutrition labeling system,” the report said.

It is unclear whether supermarkets will be compelled to hire people to tell you what the government wants you to eat, in which case they would pass along the cost via higher food prices, or whether these shopping advisors will be financed directly by the taxpayer.

The panel came up with six preferred strategies: discount coupons for SNAP recipients; rebates of up to $60 for healthy purchases on EBT cards; buy one get one free deals for SNAP recipients; a targeted marketing plan to promote healthy food; a USDA loyalty card; and new specialized shopping carts.

That is, the government will mandate that moochers get discounts on food they aren’t even paying for. All costs will be picked up by those of us old-fashioned enough to pull our own weight.

The idea of simply not allowing people to buy junk food with EBT cards was evidently too radical to entertain.

Regarding the specialized shopping carts,

The “MyCart grocery cart” would provide dividers for shoppers to make sure they are selecting enough items in each “MyPlate” category, the USDA’s food icon.

“MyCart is a nonfinancial approach that would use behavioral economics to encourage healthier purchases by any consumer, including SNAP participants,” the report said.

The cart would be color-coded, physically divided, and have a system installed so that when the shopping cart reaches its healthy “threshold” it would congratulate the customer.

As for the cost,

The report estimated that implementing the new carts would cost roughly $30,000 for every store. The change would be costly. For instance, Safeway, Inc. would need to spend $40.05 million to introduce the carts at its 1,335 stores in the U.S.

No worries; greedy capitalists have plenty of money.

They had better. Just coming up with these moronic suggestions cost the government $999,891. Since government only consumes and does not produce, the money has to come from somewhere.

Other strategies include compelling supermarkets to allocate certain amounts of shelf space to certain foods, to present foods the government wants us to eat more prominently, to create “healthy aisles,” et cetera.

Even the stocking of supermarket shelves is to be based on political considerations rather than what makes sense economically. No doubt special staff will be required to sort out all the federal recommendations.

When these recommendations fail to achieve gastronomic utopia, they will inevitably be replaced by dictates. Our continued failure to live up to the ideals of our rulers will eventually force the government to nationalize all food distribution, replacing the current supermarket cornucopias with the barren shelves of the Soviet Union.

But admittedly the Soviet Union didn’t have talking shopping carts.

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The Bitter Half plans to “impact the nature of food in grocery stores.”

On tips from Artfldgr and G. Fox.

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Girly Manchurian: the Phony President (Intellectual Froglegs 2014 N-2)

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Obama was recently ranked the worst president in modern history by Quinipiac—which is hardly a bastion of conservatism. That pretty much says it all…because it is true.

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Mother Jones: Global Warming Has Made Flight 370 Difficult to Find

From our friends at Moonbattery.com

Moonbats are slowing down. It took them almost 3 weeks to come up with a way to blame the difficulty locating Flight 370 on the imaginary global warming crisis. Since no one else had the imagination, Mother Jones stepped forward:

Scientists say man-made climate change has fundamentally altered the currents of the vast, deep oceans where investigators are currently scouring for the missing Malaysian Airlines flight, setting a complex stage for the ongoing search for MH370. If the Boeing 777 did plunge into the ocean somewhere in the vicinity of where the Indian Ocean meets the Southern Ocean, the location where its debris finally ends up, if found at all, may be vastly different from where investigators could have anticipated 30 years ago.

The formerly fashionable hole in the ozone layer is also said to be involved. Yes I’m serious. They didn’t say anything about alar though.

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These Are Not The Russian Troops You Are Looking For…

You wonder if Vladimir Putin really thinks the world is so stupid as to believe him that there are no Russian troops in the Ukraine.

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In The Last Two Weeks, One Million Reasons To Say, I Hate Barack Obama

People want to know why I say: I Hate Barack Obama. They might ask you the same thing.

How about 500,000 jobs. That’s the number of jobs that will be lost if he pushes through the increase in the minimum wage. That’s not my number, that’s the Congressional Budget Office. That’s a non partisan office. They have no agenda.

From Reuters:

U.S. CBO projects job losses with minimum wage increase

Tue, Feb 18 2014
WASHINGTON, Feb 18 (Reuters) – Raising the U.S. federal minimum wage to $10.10, as President Barack Obama and Democrats in Congress are proposing, could result in about 500,000 jobs being lost by late 2016, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimated on Tuesday.

The non-partisan CBO also said that increasing the hourly wage could reduce U.S. budget deficits by a small amount for several years, but then increase them slightly in later years.

The current minimum wage is $7.25 an hour.

So those 500,000 jobs are the most recent thing. Here’s an ABC report from February 7, 2014. Want to be an ambassador? Raise $500,000 for Obama’s re-election campaign. That’s how you get an ambassador to Argentina who’s never been to Argentina. An ambassador to Norway without ever visiting Norway?

Watch the video here on Independent Journal Review and then  here on ABC News. But here’s the key point from ABC’s Jonathan Karl:

…the magic number, [David] is $500,000 or so it seems. More than half of the non-career ambassadors nominated by president Obama gave at least that much to his re-election campaign. Now it’s important to point out that all presidents do that, but President Obama has done more…more appointees to political supporters than Bush or Clinton.

A full 37% of his ambassadors are political appointees. So, the next time someone asks you for one good reason they should say, I hate Barack Obama. Say, how about 1 million reasons?

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Bill Clinton Guest Appearance On Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour

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I guess the real Bill Clinton bowed out when he heard it was only a simulated encounter.

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Thomas Jefferson. As timely today as the day he said it.

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if we can but prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people

“if we can but prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy.” - Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Cooper, November 29, 1802

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All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. -Thomas Jefferson

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Top Ten Rejected Presidential Campaign Slogans For Governor Chris Christie

It’s Presidents’ Day so what better way to celebrate than an article about the inevitable 2016 Presidential run for Governor Chris Christie? Wow. I bet you never thought you’d see the words “run” and “Chris Christie” in the same sentence unless “and grab a couple dozen donuts for” was also in it. You like that? Well you’ll love the rest of this.

10. Vote Chris Christie – He’ll cut the fat, and he’ll eat it, too.

 

 

 9. Elect Chris Christie if you want smaller government. (There will simply be less room.)

 

 8. Put Chris Christie in office if you want to see corporate tax breaks. (Around Christie’s office, eventually everything breaks.)

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 7. Chris Christie: putting the grande back in grand old party.

 

6. Chris Christie 2016: And you thought the debt was enormous.

 

5. Vote Chris Christie: he’ll eat Hillary Clinton for breakfast. No, seriously.

 

4. Elect Chris Christie and he’ll moon Europe.

 

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3. Chris Christie- A political heavyweight who’s also really, really fat.

 

 2. Chris Christie knows you’re worried about the market. The market is worried about Chris Christie.

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1. Elect Chris Christie. He’ll travel to China, visit every, “All you can eat” buffet- America is back on top!

 

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